My Secret Love 2016

Sam:

I've had a love since the dawn of time

And now I know it brings me such shame (What a Shame!)

And now I know it can't be a thing I take unto the grave

So now I shall reveal her name

The name that has brought me such shame is the name of the game..

Anne Widdecombe

My heart skips a beat when I see that jiggled bosom

Ann Widdecombe

When I hear her name, The shame washes away and my heart give a new beat

It goes boom bada boom bada boom bada boom bada bom boom bom (X4)

Harry:

I've got a love that brings me much regret

It always brings the sorrow and tears (I can't stop crying)

And I feel that it's her name that I cannot forget

Wanna hear it? Tough, well okay

For now I shall reveal the woman's name

Theresa May,

"it's ridiculous" I know is what the crowds will say

Theresa May

I'll love her come what may,

I'll love her till my dying day

My heart goes

Sam:

But there is one love I have forgotten to share

And between the other two they don't even compare

Cause their stunningly gorgeous and terribly witty

And all I want to do with them is have an itty bitty do nothing day!

Donald Trump

Anyone who mocks me will be getting a thump from him

Donald trump

He's inspired me more than Forrest Gump

And for me he has taken the high Jump

And now I have more power than you chumps

Cause I have the nuclear codes!

(Spoken: One big push of the big red button, Oh good grief and now we're nothing!